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edmaster 15 ( +1 | -1 )
TO CHESS COMRADE BRUNETTI SO I AM A BABBLEFISH:)WELL JUST REMEMBER THE FOOD CHAIN THE BIG FISH EAT THE LITTLE FISH!AND I AM GOING TO HAVE YOU FOR LUNCH ON A CHESSBOARD!AND YOUR A FISH!:)
brunetti 16 ( +1 | -1 )
Bablefish is the name of Altavista's translator, which I supposed you used to write your funny message in italian :)
I'm ready for the match. Are we gonna start?

Alex
taoistlunatic 5 ( +1 | -1 )
babblefish... sounds like a great nickname for EDMASTER :P
schachfruend 32 ( +1 | -1 )
I MUST ASK AS EDMASTER'S Den mother that you refrain from using negative names and bullying him. Ed is a sensitive soul and an artist. He would recoil into his shell if he is constantly bombarded with child like name calling. If you will not cease and desist I will have to take higher measures. Thank you!
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taoistlunatic 4 ( +1 | -1 )
he's a babbling soul... like agentle babling brook.
schachfruend 31 ( +1 | -1 )
ED the Eagle Scout, I can personally attest to ED's ability to crush a 20' circumference tree in less than 100 skull crushing blows with his hammer. Valhalla would be proud to have him stand at THOR's side or maybe Paul Bunyan's? Any other misspelled retorts will be dealt with severely!
taoistlunatic 8 ( +1 | -1 )
Why are you trying to embarrass ed... by acting like his mommy protecting him from the mean chess-players.. ;)
schachfruend 5 ( +1 | -1 )
Because, As it has been stated in these threads may times, I AM HIS MOM.
taoistlunatic 5 ( +1 | -1 )
ed's profile says he is 41 your profile says you are 51, so you gave birth to ed at age 10!!!
schachfruend 30 ( +1 | -1 )
ED Lies about his age to make himself look and act tougher, hence the skull crushing moniker he claims for himself. He is really a gentle soul who needs much love from you as well as me. I love ED, and I think GK loves ED, I just wish he would be accepted for who he is; a capitalistic chess player.
brobishkin 25 ( +1 | -1 )
Chesser horse A horse is a horse... of course, of course... And no one can talk to a horse of course... That is of course, unless that horse. is the famous Mr. ED...

Come up to the board, in one accord... But this you must ask, if you can afford... If you blunder at all, he will crush your skull... He's the famous Mr. ED...

Bro...
blindio 12 ( +1 | -1 )
Maybe Ed ought to call Brunetti's bluff and actually start a 24 game chess match for once. There are thousands of us out here waiting to see what happens! C'mon ED, go for it.
cairo 26 ( +1 | -1 )
Brunetti will crush Mr. ED 24-0, whats the point?

Mr. Ed needs to go in training camp with Robert James Fischer's book, My 60 memorial games, and not come out for six months :-))

Best wishes
Cairo
calmrolfe 34 ( +1 | -1 )
Memorial games ? Is he dead ? Has Bobby passed away and gone to join the great immortals in the sky ? :)

Anyway, My 60 Memorable Games is written in lower case, Mr ED would never be able to understand it !! Besides, he would probably throw the book away as soon as he learnt that three of the games featured were defeats........

Kind regards,

Cal
agkvirtual 15 ( +1 | -1 )
edmaster the rude man,the american capitalist...an thinkless man who speaks a lot...crush skull,crush skull...haha...brunetti,I'm with you, the match will be scored 24-0
taoistlunatic 75 ( +1 | -1 )
Let's not go overboard... Brunnetti is a very strong player, but he's not that great. His rating is inflated because of the gameknot system. He is open about his true rating, I believe he is around 2100 FIDE, a candidate master. Edmaster probably has a healthy rating of about 1800 otb. So while Brunetti would almost definitely win the match, I believe Edmaster could squeak out some draws and maybe even some wins.

This is nothing against Brunetti, I admire his playing style greatly, but there are many players on gameknot as strong or even stronger, (just look at the veteran competition table...) And although I have never yet had the honor of having my skull crushed by Edmaster, he seems to be a great wood-pusher.

Tao-
blindio 25 ( +1 | -1 )
taoistlunatic I agree. I'd expect Brunetti to score above 20 though. I'd just like to see (fat chance) EDMASTER play one of his much vaunted 24-game matches for once. He doesn't even do so against lower ranked players, let alone the big boys and girls.
cairo 110 ( +1 | -1 )
brunetti may not be Grandmaster taoistlunatic, but I can asure you, that in Correspondence games his rating is higher than 2100, I would reakon around 2400 - 2500.
So a match against edmaster, would have no value at all, that would just give brunetti another 24 points :-))
Judge for yourself, here is a game were brunetti "crushing my skull"

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 d6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 Nf6 5. Nc3 a6
6. Bc4 e6 7. Bb3 b5 8. Qf3 Qc7 9. a3 Be7 10. O-O O-O
11. Qg3 Nc6 12. Rd1 Nxd4 13. Rxd4 Nh5 14. Qf3 Nf6 15. Be3 Bb7
16. Rad1 Rac8 17. h3 Bc6 18. Qe2 e5 19. Rb4 h6 20. Bd5 Nxd5
21. exd5 Bd7 22. f4 Rfe8 23. Qf2 a5 24. Rb3 exf4 25. Bxf4 Bf6
26. Nxb5 Bxb5 27. Rxb5 Qc4 28. Rxa5 Re2 29. Qg3 Qxc2 30. Rf1 Bd4+
31. Kh1 Rf2 32. Rg1 Re2 33. Rf1 g5 34. Bxd6 Qc1 35. Rxc1 Rxc1+
36. Kh2 Bg1+ 37. Kh1 Bf2+ 38. Kh2 Bxg3+ 39. Kxg3 Rcc2 40. Kf3 Rexg2
41. b4 f5 42. a4 Rgd2 43. Ke3 Kf7 44. Be5 Rde2+ 45. Kd3 Red2+
46. Ke3 f4+ 47. Ke4 Kg6 48. Ra6+ Kh5 49. Bg7 Rc4+ 50. Ke5 Kh4
51. Rxh6+ Kg3 52. Bf8 Re2+ 53. Kf6 f3 54. Bd6+ Kg2 55. Rh5 g4
56. hxg4 f2 57. Rh2+ Kf3 58. Rxf2+ Rxf2 59. Bc5 Rd2 60. d6 Rxg4
61. Ke7 Ke4 62. Kd7 Kd5 63. Kc7 Rg8 64. a5 Rh2 65. a6 Rh7+
66. d7 Rgg7 67. Kb6 Rgxd7 68. Kb5 Rd8 69. a7 Ra8 70. Ka6 Kc4
71. Ka5 Rhxa7+ 72. Bxa7 Rxa7+ 73. Kb6 Rh7 0-1


Best wishes
Cairo
frodan 57 ( +1 | -1 )
..quote... ...'' Ed is a sensitive soul and an artist. He would recoil into his shell if he is constantly bombarded with child like name calling.''..says schachfruend.now frodan is anxious that someone,somewhere might sneak up and CRUSH that shell,thus denying edmaster an escape square from all the hundreds of players baying for his blood.....
chessman 2 ( +1 | -1 )
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